Thursday, April 11, 2019

April 11 - Alberto Ginastera (The Musical Birthday Series)

Alberto Ginastera (11 April 1916 – 25 June 1983) was one of greatest South American composers of his time.  His works, especially the earlier ones, remain staples of concert programs throughout the world.



Puzzle on the Pampas


Ginastera’s debut style?
    Motoric, folkloric.
Ginastera's new style?
    Serial material.
Ginastera's true style?
    Either or neither

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

April 10 - Claude Bolling (The Musical Birthday Series)

Jazz pianist Claude Bolling (born 10 April 1930) became extremely popular in the 1970s due to a several recordings made with well-known classical artists, including Jean-Pierre Rampal, Yo-Yo Ma, Pinchas Zukerman, and others.





Bolling Pins


For those at a loss over
Musical crossover
It’s like an unholy alliance;
And far from extolling
The work of Claude Bolling,
They cover their ears in defiance.

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

April 9 - Tom Lehrer (The Musical Birthday Series)

Tom Lehrer (b. 9 April 1928) has long been beloved for a small corpus of brilliantly funny and darkly satirical songs.  The following nonsense verse in his honor have only the loosest connection to fact.



Doodoo that Voodoo

Tom Lehrer, if you believe the report,
Liked poisoning pigeons for sport.
A bird covered statue
Said “Here’s right back at you,”
And offered wholehearted support.



Laissez-fairing

While his humor no longer seem daring,
It used to keep stations from airing
His songs as he sang them;
But he didn’t harangue them,
His public facade was uncaring.

Monday, April 8, 2019

April 8 - Giuseppe Tartini (The Musical Birthday Series)

Giuseppe Tartini (8 April 1692 – 26 February 1770) was a violin virtuoso, composer, teacher, and theorist.  The following bits of nonsense are loosely based on true facts of his life and work.


Classic Tartini

Tartini is not on a menu.
It isn't a drink ordered when you
Want bitters and gin. —-
He played violin
As heard in a classical venue.



Devil May Care… Or Not

Tartini, who played violin,
Performed as if taught by a djinn;
His devilish trill
Remains with us still,
Which sounds like (but isn’t) a sin.



A Tale of Two Strads

Though the course of his life was precarious,
He played on a new Stradivarius.
Though the fact he had two
Seems greedy to you,
Tartini considered it hilarious

Saturday, April 6, 2019

April 7 - Charles Burney (The Musical Birthday Series)

Charles Burney (7 April 1726 – 12 April 1814) is best remembered for his monumental History of Music, but his usefulness to us is in his detailed consideration of the music of his contemporaries as found in the last volume of his History and in two books of travel observations.





Travels with Charles


When old Doctor Burney
Wanted to learn he
Gladly crossed over the ocean.
In town and in duchy,
In village and such he
Listened with fervent devotion.


When his taste took a fancy
To motets or chants, he
He purchased the score for his collection.
He recorded the story
Of every new score he
Discovered with due circumspection.


At abbey and priory,
When hearing the choir, he
Penned an appropriate note.
Though it cost him a guinea
When he dined at his inn he
Had keyboardists at table d’hote.


Wherever he went, he
Met cognoscenti
And held perspicacious inquiries —
And on his return he
Wrote of his journey
With help from the musical diaries.

April 6 - André Previn (The Musical Birthday Series)

The late André Previn (6 April 1929 – 28 February 2019) was one of the most versatile and accomplished musicians of our time.  One hopes that the following dismal scene exists only in my imagination.




In Paradisum

When André Previn
Ascended to heaven,
He found he’d expected much more.
The Perpetual Piety
Singing Society
Provided no variety,
And scoring for harps was a bore.

Friday, April 5, 2019

April 5 - Louis Spohr (The Musical Birthday Series)

Few composers have had their reputations plummet as sharply as Louis Spohr (5 April 1784 – 22 October 1859).  Once regarded as one of the foremost composers of Europe, he now is rarely heard, at least in the U.S., except occasionally in academic recitals. He turns up a bit more often in Europe, and there has always been a small group of enthusiasts.




 Enough is Enough

Few would want more
Of Herr Louis Spohr,
Who sometimes, it's true gets revival.
He’s not quite a bore,
But not quite top drawer,
In his blandly archival survival.