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Songs from The Music Man (as Limericks)
Ya Got Trouble
Ya got trouble, my friends, ya got trouble!
The souls of youth are in rubble;
But I have the means
To rescue your teens,
You need a town band on the double!
Your kids are indulging in vice,
In liquor, and billiards, and dice
But help is at hand!
I’ll give you a band!
That you’ll find will be worth twice the price!
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Till There Was You
They say there were bells on the hill,
And perhaps they are ringing there still,
But they don’t make a sound
When you’re not around
To appear as the Jack to my Jill.
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Marian the Librarian
Admonition is not necessáry in
The case of a small town librarian.
Her prudence would stop her
From being improper,
And that was the case with our Marian.
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Seventy-Six Trombones
Trombones? There’ll be seventy-six,
And drums and cornets in the mix,
And piccolos soaring
On top of the scoring,
And majorettes, too, just for kicks.
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[Also, please visit my other blog: Alternate Tales: Great Art Repurposed.]
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